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REMEMBER

Be natural but nice...=^_^=

Saturday, March 31, 2007

27 March 2007 Tuesday
My DDR Mat Finally came!!! whee~ stupid Joanne kept insisting that she wants to open it and try try 1st...

Did'nt want to let her open.. but she was SUPER persistant... and since she did pay half... let her open lor~ on the condition that she takes the photos of it~ (oo)




Joanne finally went to take her driving Theory... and she PASSED!!! OMG~

After work... went to Orchard to find Bin, Weng, Gary, HuiYing!!! Actually was looking for HuiYing's & Naipa's Bday present... but did'nt know what to buy...

Walk walk awhile then Went to Cafe Cartel for Dinner! Me and Huiying shared one meal~ was'nt feeling hungry~ (oo)

Sit there... talk talk... then SUDDENLY!!! Gary's chair suddenly BROKE!!! OMG~ Not the chair... but one LEG!!! its METAL leg somemore!!!

We just started laughing at him! He was sitting properly and nicely and we were just talking!!! he was'nt even shaking his chair!!! WTF~

The table beside, and the foodcourt behind started laughing at him too!!! but... Gary's the idiot that kept laughing the loudest at himself!!!

Should have taken a photo of the chair!!! damn~

Now his name is:

Ismail gary kumar lee chun hei bte Yvonne yvonne sakura HeiHei wala wala bang bang Ah potato kantang qiu zhi or ni break chair!!! =^_^=

Made them walk with me to take 105 home... Was getting late le... next day must work!!! arrr~ hate to work!!! sian~ @*#%



28 March 2007 Wednesday
Went to Esplanade for our Company's Phantom thingy~ (Cocktail reception only la)
Judith and i were the receptionist for the day~



Took a photo with Joy!!! forced her to stand in front of me! That skinny pig with BIG nanapoks!!! (oo)



My Red Wine Cranberry Juice~



I am SOOO happy! know why i am SOOO happy? I am SOOO happy because i get to keep one of the BOOKS!!! WHOAHAHA!!! it cost $25 ok!!! its fully colored and BEAUTIFUL!!! *drools**
FREE!!! whee!!! Happy Happy!!!



Was getting late!!! Not many people turned up!!! In the end, Florence & Robin KANCHIONG-ed and started calling their Clients one by one!!!



Idiot Michael Did'nt say 1,2,3



The idiot that did'nt say 1,2,3!!! (oo)



Sooo many food!!! cannot eat yet... only can stare and SMELL!!! and it smells DAMN good!!! arrr~



Ok~ so i was BORED again~ what to do... the people come, take tickets then go eat liao~


Random shots of the people behind!!! all the Big bosses!!! Old old one... not handsome!!! (oo)



Made Alice take a photo with me!!! i was TOO bored & hungry!!! arrrr~~


Finally our turn to eat!!!

I just loved the cheezy hotdogs!!! YUMMY!!!

All the Hungry Ghosts!!! haha~
5 idiots did'nt turn up!!! Waste of 5 good seats!!! its all AA cat somemore!!! (oo) no assholes!!! wasted the show alraedy started if not i confirm go watch it wan!!!

After that, we just sat there and talk talk!!! this time, they really made me drink some red wine! i simply refused the beer cos i dun want a BIGGER tummy~ (oo)

talk talk... robin got bored... so he brount us to Esplanade that Balacava dunno what old people Bar!!!

I Hate that place!!! from outside see... still ok, those old old ang mohs~

go inside... so smoky & crowded and noisy... and the crowd is OLD!!! damn it... stupid Old People place!!! k la~ not very old... but maybe they are all 30+?

BAH~


Robin bought us drinks!!! did'nt know what to drink, so he ordered Lychee Matinee for me~

Drank it... it was nice!!! then he bought another one for me! faint~
idiot... not creative wan... buy other things ma! haha...

Ate the lychee... then started playing with the star toothpick!!!

Joy said that i can keep those... so...
WHOAHAHAH!!! greedy... stole 2!!! =)


Went off after awhile! too smelly and noisy there le la~ Joy & i pang-Seh Robin in there! he was busy Jio-ing 3 other girls~ (oo)

Waited to take a cab home cos Robin say must claim!!!

IDIOT!!! where the hell are ALL THE CABS? wait wait wait... no cab! sooo many blue lights but all are on CALL!!! @*#%

went to raffles city and started waiting... Lucky got one Old ang Moh come and talk to me!!! he said i have a nice smile!!! *blush**

Then he ask me to go clark quay to eat ice cream with him!!! WTH~ (oo)

In the end, i let him into the cab before mine to chase him away!!! haha... but it was fun talking to him despite the wierd AngMo accent he has~ (oo)

Went home tired and smelling of smoke!!! lucky i managed to seduce the Taxi uncle to drive fast fast!!! whee~ (oo)


29 March 2007 Thursday
Went to Clementi to collect my Banana Lip Gloss!!! whee!!! =)

Such a small tube cost $6!!! but it really smells like Banana!!! Wasted it does'nt take like banana too!!! did'nt have a chance to test it on leslie!!! (oo)

Bought bubble tea back home~

Mummy said she needs passport photos~ so we help her take!!!

She looks sooo cute coming out of the toilet and acting shy!!! like saying "HI"!!!

joanne trying to help mummy cover her eyebags~
should draw 2 sides at a time... then can look like Red Indian!!! haha~ (oo)

Mummy looks much younger now after Joanne's & my Magic touch!!! WHOA HAHA


me and joanne were bored... took some idiot photos of ourself too~


See... i am a MUCH better photographer then Joanne! (oo)


Dunno why mummy go and change... i dun like that shirt~ think it makes her look older~ (oo)




after that... finally get to play my DDR!!! whee!!

Mummy came and HaoLian that she also know how to play! "same as aerobics wad"~

Then everytime end of a song, she will say "Perfect" !!! sooo cute~ =)

went shijandao after that to find Hamburger!!! He finally came~ but stinking of smoke! WTF~ tot he want to quit liao! becoming worst like that~(oo)

talk talk... then walk with shifu to the busstop!!! saw Madam Lee!!! Started calling her "Lao Te" (old pig)

sort of miss her tuition~ only tutor i can bully and still be friends with!!! miss off-ing her lights when she was in toilets... holding the door dun let her out~ stealing her chair so she cannot sit... just like to argue with her!!! whee~

talk talk... then ask her dun fall down then went home le~



30 March 2007 Friday
PingYi people came over to SP for Grading!!! all not handsome wan~ think the best is Jiao's nephew already!!! the rest all cannot make it!!! (oo)

Started playing with Jiao & Fang again!!! They came and stand on my shoulder~
Bo pien~ i am too heavy already and i dare not stand!!! haha~

very fun! now need to let them get used and balance so we can walk around!!! EXCITING!!! looking forward to the next training!!! (oo)



31 March 2007 Saturday
Mummy & daddy kept nagging us to format the computer!!! ARRRR... Sooo irritating!!!
As if i know how to format like that!!! (oo)

Daddy also... keep saying we lousy cos we dunno how to format! As if he knew how like that~

Leslie another idiot... asked him come over... like dun wanna come like that~ still slowly take his time... watch wat stupid VCDs@*#%

Fed up of the irritating naggings around!!! pissed~... anyhow try myself!!!

The stupid mouse wont work, and the computer wont shut down! arrrr~ FUMING MAD!!!

Stupid Joanne somemore happily sitting there watching her STUPID vcds!!! Pissed!!!

Used the 9 disk laken burned for me!!! was halfway through then found out that the last disk was MISSING!!! WTF~

by then, Leslie finally called... asked what happened... told him i cannot find the last disk~

then he suddenly started scolding me already! WTF~

He said something about "cannot use the 9 disk"... tell me so many times already i still come and use... nv listen to what he say... like to use go use la... he dun wanna come alraedy...

WTF! asshole!!! know i dunno how to format already still dun wanna come! drag few weeks already lor!

Then daddy's pattern is the CANNOT wait wan!

arrrr~

Kanchiong!!! saw Weng online... started asking him to come over NOW NOW NOW!!!

In the end, he went to bathe~ asked him to take a cab down...

wait wait... still no cab @*#%!!!

Suddenly... leslie called to say he's downstairs le! WTF~ somemore still in his pissed off voice!!!

Faster called weng to Dont come dont come!!! Felt quite bad after that~ made him bathe for nothing!

Did'nt talk to leslie much~ Dare not and dont feel like! he's showing some fucking attitude~

I cannot say anything!!! My fault ma... dunno how to format so anyhow try la!!! (oo)


In the end, he said spoil le la~ Then he used the newly bought Window XP CD to install! Lucky the old computer still got serial number!!! used that!!! whee~

Finally can!!! =)


But still did'nt want to talk to him...


He needed to go home to return car... went with him...

then we went Bedok KFC for dinner... then went over to Jiao's house to get the sword for his test~

She's watching VCD!

Haiz~ everyone is watching VCDs! how come!!! (oo) I still haven even finish my 天外飞仙 lor~ so many things to do, where got time to watch VCD~

Speaking of 天外飞仙... Saw the set selling at $9 at bedok! WTF!!! sooo cheep now!!! *Cry**

lucky that box is joanne buy wan!!! haha... Joanne... start crying!!! (oo)

Went home after that~

Waste my one whole Saturday just like that! haiz~



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